We extend a special welcome to those who are single, married, divorced, gay, straight, filthy rich, or dirt poor.
We extend a special welcome to crying newborns, those who are skinny as a rail or could afford to lose a few pounds.
You’re welcome here if you’re just browsing, just woke up, or just got out of jail.
We don’t care if you’re more Catholic than the Pope, more Methodist than Wesley, or haven’t been in church since little Joey’s baptism.
We welcome soccer moms, Bronco dads, starving artists, tree-huggers, latte sippers, vegetarians, junk food eaters. We don't care who you voted for.
We welcome those who are in recovery or still addicted.
We welcome you if you’re having problems, if you’re down in the dumps, or in need of a prayer, whether you had church shoved down your throat as a kid, or if you don’t like organized religion. We've been there too.
We welcome those who are inked, pierced, or both. We welcome tourists, seekers and doubters, bleeding hearts. And you!